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Koizumi Akako (Aather: Kira) ([personal profile] shednotearsformagic) wrote2013-04-27 05:18 am

Memory 33

Positive-Trivial: Let's troll a tantei-kun. (Form: Three cherries. 1/3)

So this chapter is a thing.

And this OVA is a thing!



And in this OVA, at 2:15 GUESS WHO MAKES AN APPEARANCE! Appearance ends at 3:25. BUT REALLY AKAKO. But then it all ends up being a dream, but it brings up the question of how did Conan dream of Akako anyway and people let me headcanon that it was Akako trolling Conan.

So the set up is Akako is reading about Conan being a pain for Kid and she's all 'RAWR! >T' about this stupid brat who keep trying to capture Kaito, but Kaito would be really unhappy with her if she did anything to hurt the kid, so she decides to mess with him instead. So she decided to take one of Kid's weirdest heists (because Akako is a STALKER and watches those things magically) and decided to implant it in Conan's head. Though that's the only thing she planted. Since she doesn't know Conan's people well, she can't control their actions so she just shoves in the scenario and let's Conan's mind fill in the blanks.

She just had to appear and bring up the strange things he'd meet so his mind would definitely reach those parts. Basically a dream that goes 'you really want to do this kid? LOOK HOW WEIRD THESE HEISTS ARE, YOU'D BE BETTER TO STAY AWAY.'

And of course she watched, so she was kind of surprised in the end. :')

She knows who Shinichi is, because eventually she'd find out about that copter thing, so apparently there is something about that face and her attempted murders. Luckily for Shinichi that Akako cannot be bothered to give too flying flips about his life, so nothing comes of this discovery.

Break Down
-Stupid Edogawa Conan, stay away from Kid!
-(That boy looks familiar...)
-Why is Kid being showed up by a kid, this is stupid.
-FRUSTRATED
-SO MUCH FRUSTRATION
-But no, I can't harm the kid.
-...
-But I could fuck with him.
-KAITO NEVER NEEDS TO KNOW
-La la la, oh, what shall I use, oh I know, that time with the Yaiba boy!
-(A family that is somehow connected to the strange, but eh, she has no reasons to interact with them.)
-But such a strange heist, surely that'd show that little logical brat. >D
-Okay, messing with the dream, but I need to make an appearance to make sure it goes how I want.
-I AM NOT OLD, YOU BRAT! >T
-Yes, is, in fact, still seventeen at this point.
-...okay, the kids are impressed, maybe they're a bit cute.
-Oh, hello crystal ball.
-But no, business.
-HEY GLASSES KID!
-Prediction for dream manipulation~
-You should be careful, those Kid heists are quite the ordeal~
-Also detective boys is a thing, huh.
-I AM NOT OLD!!!
-Whatever, just settling in to popcorn.gif.
-Oh, look whose here, it's Jet. Or Ran.
-...kids might be a bit cute.
-Who is this fool....
-....Nakamori and Kogorou look similar too.
-WHAT IS WITH THESE CLONES
-...you are taking to the mythical beasts rather well.
->T!!!!!!!
-Well, we still have time...
-And he SEEMS bothered.
-...
-Kid, why do you want the alcohol.
-Is that Kogorou a bad influence?
-Wait, WHAT
-What sort of route are you taking this dream, kid?!
-Oh, he...stopped.
-W E L P
-...not like Kaito is cool or anything.
-NOT COOL AT ALL
-...
-No, he's seriously a total derp. '-'
->T
-HE REALLY IS JUST A TOTAL AND UTTER FOOL!
-Not like I care
-About him being such a flirt
-Or anything
->T!!!!!!!
-Well, Conan's definitely tenacious, give him that.
-...or not
-What is with you and the booze, kid.
-AND WHY WHEN IT CLEARLY DOES SOMETHING WEIRD TO YOU IN YOUR HEAD?!
-Why are you happy?!
-....what the fuck.
-Kid, do you have trippy dreams, is this why I shouldn't have tried.
-Kaito, you should just keep a wide berth of children, I think.
-No, really, what the fuck is going on here.
-Why do you treat THIS as normal, but mentally have everyone else treat it as strange.
-Hattori?
-Not some chivalrous thief...
-Curious, curious.
-Wait, what is that look on that kid's face.
-Oh.
-Oh, I can feel it.
-Yeah, no the kid took control of the dream. I can't influence it anymore.
-...wait, WHAT IS THIS LAST TRANSFORMATION!?
-Oh, clever boy, he left hints for himself that things were off, that's kind of impressive.
-NO, WAIT, WHAT IS WITH THIS INTRODUCTION.
-This...this is...
-I suppose this is why he hasn't been in the papers recently.
-KAITO, WHAT DO YOU GET INVOLVED IN.
-...
-Oh well, whatever.

Meaning
W E L P

W E L P

So apparently there is something about that face where I have attempted to murder it and find out some pretty big secrets through cheating with my magic.

Also will figure this probably has to do with that thing that is his story to tell and not Kaito's.

But seriously WHAT THE HELL?! Amazing shrinking detective?! How did that happen, how does alcohol fix it, what, what is even...

Well, at least it's not a child that's always one upping Kaito, feel a bit better about that.

Now while Akako wouldn't care, because Akako barely admits to herself she wants to help Kaito, let alone try to figure out what he's REALLY trying to do, she isn't going to care about whatever stuff Conan's in, KIRA IS A DIFFERENT MATTER. Because Kira wants to know what Kaito's in. And now she's just wondering at the chances of whatever Conan's in not being unrelated because when are things NOT related. =T

Though she may just troll Shinichi a bit because this is also super hilarious and she has time. :')

Also Shinichi knows Jet and Conan is staying with Ran, so there are some strange things there, but whatever.

Also, apparently have magic to fuck with dreams. AWESOME.

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